reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass)

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(Source: trait)


real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
  • This happened to me at school today.
  • Why do bad things happen to good people?

ruinedchildhood:

MY ANACONDA DONT

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MY ANACONDA DONT

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MY ANACONDA DONT WANNA NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

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Wow, I like dream about food.

apaigeuniverse:

undeadsuits:

veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

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(imgur)

you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

(Source: moonpurinsu)

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch


(Source: rusig)