potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out


(Source: darkchocolateandtea)

katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

(Source: ruffnutthorston)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat


babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this


(Source: noobtheloser)

maced:

(Source: emilygilmorewillcutyou)

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep